Anybody who's ever listed to Howard Stern's radio show knows it doesn't take much to set the "King of All Media" off. If you had to talk four hours a day, you'd be the same way. So last week, after Stern left the Knicks blowout victory over the Nets early, he was none too pleased to hear color guy Jeff Van Gundy declare that he should never get courtside tickets again. Stern called the former Knicks coach a "douche," "midget," and "ass wipe." It's up to you to decide which is the worst. In Stern's defense he had to leave the late night to get up in time to make our morning commutes bearable. Of all the excuses we've ever heard to leave early, that's by far the best.
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