Four overeager fans seeking a pointless signature are lucky to have avoided serious injury after a railing dislodged last night and they tumbled out of the stands trying to get themselves a Stephen Curry autograph. One of them received first-aid, and the other three got Curry's ink on their paraphernalia before they went back to their seats, hopefully with some fresh perspective.
A Jazz spokesperson said afterward that the team would re-evaluate their court safety measures. Probably while crossing his fingers in the hope that no lawsuits come from this, and also thanking his lucky stars that the quartet came up just short of dropping their combined weight on Curry's leg.
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[via @brittanydiehl, USA TODAY]