Thanks to her infamous night with Notre Dame freshman wide receiver Justin Brent, everybody now knows all about adult film star Lisa Ann and her affection for elite athletes.
The star of such cinematic classics as Who's Nailin' Paylin took to Twitter today to discuss a question seemingly everybody wants to know: who else has she dated? And what details can she give us?
Lisa Ann clearly is a woman of the people, and dropped this little anecdote about the Philadelphia Flyers’ Michael Del Zotto. If the story is true, it sounds like he has some work to do on his game:
As you may imagine, I get some pretty random texts.. Takes a lot to annoy me, but some people strive at it..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
The most annoying texter in the history of my life has been.., hands down @MichaelDelZotto ... Shocker right!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Yes, @MichaelDelZotto the STUD NHL player... For some reason he thinks I am a dating service and will arrange dates for him.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Strange, most guys want to date me, not use me to find other dates but OK.. I have asked him for 2 years to stop.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
It appears she then offered a typical Del Zotto text:
Don't get mad. Been so busy with the season I haven't been out at all. Any chance you have met a sweetheart for me to actually hang out with
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
So girls,... Do me a favor... Just to do the kid the favor and get it out of my hands @MichaelDelZotto is looking for dates, lots of them!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Wait now.. Maybe today I should build a "dating profile" for @MichaelDelZotto here on Twitter. Girls who want to date him can follow him!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
What specifics should we put on @MichaelDelZotto Dating Profile on twitter? I have never made a profile like this before, so.. hummmm
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
It appears that at that point, someone let Del Zotto know what was going on. He blocked Lisa Ann, but that did little to stop this first amendment-loving, free speech enthusiast:
HA HA HA I have been #Blocked @MichaelDelZotto Blocked me.. I'm actually laughing out loud. hysterically.. Maybe he will leave me alone now!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
short story... It all started about 2 years ago when I was hosting an event @MichaelDelZotto reached out to the promoter to meet me..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I looked him up, he was with the Rangers at the time, looked cute, I thought ok, Pro Athlete, he won't try to kill or rob me, so sure I will
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
So, we go on a date, its nice, hang out- yada yada yada... about a week later he started asking if could hook him up with girls on the road
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I say NO... I say YO, you are a cute kid, you can pull tail, if not have your agent do it.. just don't ask me....
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
After 4 months of going to games and explaining that to him, I finally gave up.. so about a year goes by and we don't talk..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
We reconnect and start talking and we get right back to this before we even had another date our selves.. I did warn him of this outcome
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Hell hath no fury like Lisa Ann, apparently.
[via Deadspin]