Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson won't be whipping balls at people's chins anymore.
After 22 seasons, 6' 10", 46-year-old ace pitcher Randy Johnson just retired from professional baseball. We'll miss his electric, lanky left arm (pause), but we'll miss his moniker, The Big Unit, even more. As nicknames go, few stick out (or go "thwack!" on your forehead) more. In honor of one of the best dick jokes in the history of the MLB, Complex presents a very long list of other pause-worthy nicknames given to baseball players. Have a ball. Or two.
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