Tom Brady Looks Like a Girl

Gisele Bundchen must give one hell of a...well, the kids just got home from school so we'll let you use your imagination. But, seriously: Why was Tom Brady—the Tom Brady, the guy who plays arguably the toughest position in the toughest sport in the world—spotted at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro with his wife over the weekend...rocking a ponytail!?! And why does he look so happy to be doing it? And why does he let his chick pick how he wears his hair anyway? *re-reads first sentence* Ohhhhhh....But that shit still looks suspect, homie. SMDH. [via Shutdown Corner]