John Wall Reportedly Signed a Five-Year, $80 Million Contract Extension With the Wizards

John Wall is reportedly staying in Washington beyond just next season thanks to a five-year, $80 million contract that the Wizards just gave him. And while we could sit here and elaborate on exactly what that means for Wall, the Wizards, and the rest of the NBA, there's really only one thing to do after hearing about a guy signing an $80 million deal. Hit it, John!

Ha. Now go make it to the playoffs or something, dude.