Jerry Jones Saying Winning a Championship Is 'the Absolute Glory Hole' Has Football Fans Cracking Jokes

It's not the first time Jones has used the term.

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is turning heads once again thanks to another questionable use of the phrase "glory hole."

In an appearance on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas, the Cowboys head was asked if there was anything he wanted to say to the team's fans. "The rough times that you have with sports, everybody has it, you can't really play unless you have some hard times," he said. "It is the absolute glory hole to have that elusive win to be the champion."

Jerry Jones on 105.3 The Fan at The Texas Rangers parade:
“It is the absolute GLORY HOLE to have that elusive win to be the champion” 😅 #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #TexasRangers

— BillyGee (@IMBillyGee) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @IMBillyGee

It's not the first time Jones has used the phrase "glory hole" much to the amusement of Cowboys fans. It's unclear if the 81-year-old Cowboys president is aware of the connotations evoked by the phrase—as in a hole between public toilet cubicles to facilitate sexual activity—but he keeps using it anyway.

As recently as last year, he prompted reactions online when he casually dropped the phrase during an interview.

Jerry Jones: "And there it was ... glory hole." 😶‍🌫️

(🎥: @FTBeard7)

— Sportsbook Review (@SBRReview) August 25, 2022
Twitter: @SBRReview

He even used it over a decade ago back in 2012. During the annual Cowboys press conference, he said, "I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. Having said that, I want me some glory hole."

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Check out some of the reactions to Jerry Jones' latest admiration for the "glory hole" below.

Jerry Jones was asked today what’s it’s like to win a championship?”

“It’s the absolute glory hole”


— T-witter Coach of the Dallas Cowboys ✭ (@MrSoprano21) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @MrSoprano21

buddy said it feels just as good as a blowjob from a stranger at 4am at a Sunoco gas station bathroom through a plastic stall lmaooo

— jmf (@jusBoogey) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @jusBoogey

A what?????

— TagovA1oha 🌺🐬 (@perfctszn) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @perfctszn

Not again

— TexasFight (76-37-5) (@texhornfw) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @texhornfw

Come again?

— Danny Kelly (@DannyBKelly) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @DannyBKelly

he’s been doing this bit for more than a decade now and still can’t find his glory hole

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @BrianMFloyd

What he mean by that

— Briscoe (@ScoeBandz) November 3, 2023
Twitter: @ScoeBandz

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