Gallery: Hilarious NBA Fan Tattoo Fails

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He looks like Isaac Hayes on the Black Moses cover. We want to see that basketball tattoo. This kid really loves him some basketball. He needs love.

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That font is so bad. And is that a real signature? He'll never take a shower ever again.

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We suppose the best place to get a brainless tattoo is where the sun don't shine. This poor soul needs saving. Let us pray.

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This dude is dead serious. Shin tats must be a thing.

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Do you agree that the only thing that may trump Marbury's Starbury tattoo on his dome is someone that would tattoo Marbury on their leg? Us to! Not to mention the ever so insightful "Love is Love" under it. We want to eat Vaseline now.

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*blank stare*

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Men should stay away from ankle tats.

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This might be the sickest tattoo ever. Not! *Borat voice*

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He's going to have to get that thing changed once they move. Poor guy.

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Sick Sonic tattoo bro! Let's go Thunder!

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Oh God, please no.

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Good thing this guy put ink to skin so he could remember the Seattle Sonics 1979 championship because we all certainly will not.

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You like the Celtics, but do you really have to fright children you see in public? It's hard to tell whether this is homage to the movie, Leprechaun in the Hood or to the Celtics, either way good choice for a demented freak.

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What's worse? Having a tat of the Raptors or having a tat of a cupcake on top of crossbones?

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Knicks fans are out of control.

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So this poor soul got a little carried away with Linsanity. We wonder how he felt when Lin dipped to Houston. He needs to have a seat.

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Along with that ridiculous Barkley tattoo, Shaq was also persuasive enough to get this guy to tattoo his back with all the members of Inside the NBA in a Mt. Rushmore fashion. Shaq won't rest until he has an army of men sporting Kazaam tattoos.

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Hey, man. Is that a joint?

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This person, we suspect a female, just elevated the term "thunder thighs" to a whole new level. This person either is some type of circus clown or just a complete lunatic. Either way, it would be good fun to see her on the beach or something and just point and laugh. Thunder up!

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Nice tattoo, nut job. This makes zero sense, but we suppose when you're on bath salts, it's better to get "I slept with Shaq" tatted on your forehead than eating someone. Or is it?

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This one will leave you scratching your head. First things first: Is that a terrible tribute to Big Pun or is it supposed to be Eddy Curry? Plus, why is he slamming home the Heat ball? Why did he feel the need to take a selfie and share it with the world wide web? So many questions.

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This could very well be the reason LeBron left Cleveland in favor of South Beach. This guy freaked him out. After LeBron made his decision to bounce, do you think this guy moved to Miami? Found a tattoo removal place? Or just cries himself to sleep each night?

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Completely surprised more people don't rock a Kazaam tattoo like this fellow. Such a star studded performance by Shaq plus he has a great face for a leg tattoo. Holy shit, this is bad.

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So we take it this guy was at the game where McGrady scored 13 points in 35 seconds to beat the Spurs. Then preceded to get hammered out of his mind, next thing he knows he woke up with a migraine and McGrady's grill on his arm. Only explanation right? But they forgot the lazy eye. SMH.

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So apparently Shaq paid a bartender a couple G's to get this tattoo. Clearly none of you can tell this is Charles Barkley kissing long time NBA referee Dick Bavetta, but perhaps it's better that way.

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