There's something about dominating the league for damn near two decades that can make a man a little confident. Ahead of yet another AFC Championship Game, Tom Brady walked into the team facilities with a mantra that wouldn't be out of place in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
“I’m the baddest motherfucker on the planet,” he reportedly said.
Or at least that's what we have to imagine he said. The NFL Network's Mike Giardi obviously wasn't free to say it on air and, while we'd love to think that Brady is a huge Trina stan, it's more likely that he dropped the MF.
Brady has good reason to be hyped. The 41-year-old's presence in the AFC Championship Game against the Kansas City Chiefs is a finger-wag in the face of the doomsayers who said that he'd lost his touch. Brady on a bad year is still good enough to get within spitting distance of the Super Bowl and he knows it.
Of course, Brady is mistaken. The baddest motherfucker on the planet was down in New Orleans on Sunday, the 40-year-old quarterback of the New Orleans Saints. If you doubt it, ask yourself this: would Tom Brady let cameras catch him shoulder shimmying to "Choppa Style?" Has Brady even heard "Choppa Style?"
I rest my case.
