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Late last night I saw this tweet, and I thought it was a big joke:

And then I remembered Kobe Bryant got to where he is because he's obsessive and possibly psychotic. And so I guess it should come as no surprise, to any of us, that he was working out in the early hours when millions of other people were late (ironically) because they stayed up to watch him play:

This is pretty much what anyone should expect from the (now) ex-Laker. In fact there's nothing baffling about this scenario. Well except for what "work" is in this context.

What the hell does retirement mean exactly?

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[via @MarkG_Medina]