Jesus Christ, how many beers end up on the confiscated items table by the time security is done checking this dude? Fair play for attempting to forego the high prices of alcohol at the game, but did this fan really think there was any shot in hell he was getting up those stairs? And we’re not talking cans here, we’re talking what appears to be no less than 30 glass bottles. Despite the jig being up, you have to love this guy for acting like he still has any rights as the officer continues to search his pants and camouflage beer vest. Thank the lord this dude in the sunglasses and vest didn’t notice the camera rolling from the start.

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[via Barstool Sports]