If you're a dude reading this who plays basketball, don't let this dissuade you from playing defense. Odds are that whatever league you're in (be it a middle school, to intramurals, to a rec league) doesn't have a guy who can do this.
But, if you do somehow find yourself playing against Purdue's Jon Octeus (crazier scenarios have happened), maybe pretend you slipped on some sweat or something. It'll save you from both the above (and below) Vine humiliation:
Oh well, at least Indiana forward Collin Hartman stood his ground. There's (some) dignity in that. Still, it won't save him from the SportsCenter Top 10 later tonight.
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