Victim(s): Shawn Kemp

As Larry Bird has already established, he's “the best fucking shooter in the league.” But, we should have you know that Bird is also the best damn player from Indiana. Just ask Shawn Kemp, who hails from Elkart, Ind. During a timeout, Kemp shared Bird's comment to him with teammate Xavier McDaniel. After nailing a three-pointer in Shawn's grill, Bird had told Reign Man, "I’m the best damn player from Indiana.” That's how you literally hit an opposing player close to home.