The NFL just released a statement about #DeflateGate. You can either read it here, if you've got five minutes to spare:

Or you can read our summary of it here:

"No new news. Check back later."

Either way, the only thing you really need to know is that #DeflateGate is going to stay in the news for the foreseeable future, whether the NFL likes it or not.

[via @CBSNLive]

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