Tonight Kobe Bryant etched his name, yet again, into the record books. Except this time it was for a title that nobody wanted: The man who has missed the most shots in NBA history. Mamba's suspect "achievement" came on a night where he's 7-of-19 from the field (so far). In case you're wondering the record setting shot was his 13,418th career brick, which passes John Havlicek on the list of records nobody could possibly want. The silver lining is that it means you've been around forever.
So, fuck it, there's always that.
