Earlier today, former slugger Jose Canseco had some interesting (and completely logical) insights into what he views as the future of humanity. The answer? Harnessing the speed of comets to control intergalactic trade routes. All we got to say is: GTFOH Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Which he backed up with using verified examples from the past:
Of course, it's possible that this string of tweets was/is a side-effect from whatever painkillers he may be taking to treat his recently detached finger. Or at least that would be plausible if he wasn't already saying shit like this well before today.