Jerry Jones is a sprite 71-year-old man today. He's probably still out drinking right now—the high of the Cowboys' 30-23 shock road victory over the Seahawks still pumping through his veiny old-man veins. Fuck a birthday. Jerry Jones cares about football. If his own birthday on a long weekend after the win lets him bask in the reflective glory of his team's accomplishment, then so be it. Keep the party going.
Another round for the boys. Empty out the luxury suite liquor cabinet. Cut the line to the bathroom. It's time to blow one off in Jerry World today. Pour one out for your favorite NFL owner to hate year-to-year in Jerry Jones' Best Press Box Moments in GIFs.