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Emile Heskey hasn't lost it.
The ex-Liverpool and England striker is back on home soil and searching for a new club after he ended a playing stint in Australia but he'll be hoping no scouts saw his scuffed shot on Soccer AM this weekend.
Heskey – who's never been known for his goals – scored just 10 goals in 42 league games for Newcastle Jets while playing down under.
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Emile Heskey: coming to a League Two ground near you.
[via Who Ate All The Pies]