By now, you've probably seen the Derek Jeter commercial in which Red Sox diehards, Jay-Z, and even Mr. Met pay homage to The Captain with a reverential tip of the cap. Well, the folks at Funny or Die have responded with a parody of their own, only this one features Alex Rodriguez and dozens of middle fingers. There are no punchlines, but the message is clear: A-Rod is a selfish, narcissistic cheater and not a real Yankee.

Of course, to the parody's point, Rodriguez is currently serving a year-long suspension for his involvement in the Biogenesis scandal. So, any on field response from the embattled Yankees third baseman will have to wait until next season.

[via Funny or Die]