At Complex Sports, we have never heard of Bobby Ramos, or the outlet he claims, Bottom Line. That doesn't matter though, because Ramos is now a star. He asked the most long-winded, difficult-to-follow, overly-generalized, totally lame questions possible to LeBron, D-Wade, and Erik Spoelstra, but that's the point.
Whether or not Ramos knows it, those types of questions draw moans and uninterested ears from fans. His questions were so long and ridiculous that they felt like a parody of a classic hot takes sports reporter, except he probably didn't know that. All is well though—ignorance is bliss, and in this case, hilarious. Let's get this guy a press credential for the Spurs' next post-game press conference. The world needs Ramos vs. Popovich I.
Here's a transcript of the interviews for your reading pleasure:
Ramos: This is for both of you [LeBron and Wade], you have a great defense. They're averaging 104 points a game. You have a lot of offense, you haven't broken a hundred yet. Is the problem your lackluster defense or is it the problems you're having offensively, lackluster offense?
LeBron: *crickets*
Wade: The problem is we're down two games to one. That is the problem. We've got to figure out how to tie it up.
Ramos: Coach, you gave San Antonio the credit, and you mentioned a couple times that you're in The Finals. How does a team in their fourth Finals come out in The Finals, their first home game and get beat to the ball to get stomped the way they did? The kind of heart that your championship team has, to come out tonight like they did mentally has to be something that's a problem.
Spoelstra: Clearly.
