Motocrosser Justin McTamney got an even bigger adrenaline jolt than he was looking for when he misread a turn and pulled a George of the Jungle by flying into a patch of trees in Englishtown, New Jersey. Thankfully, he's okay. And by "okay" we mean he suffered a collapsed lung, a broken scapula (shoulder blade), and five broken vertebrae. By "okay," it just means he's not dead.

It's a relative term, we guess.

[via Sploid]