MPG: 9 city/12 highway

Much has been made about the deplorable gas mileage of the Hummer H2, but the H2 is a terrible truck that pales in comparison to its military-issue big brother. Which, for the record, gets even worse mileage. But unlike the H2, which is a soccer mom SUV in disguise, the H1 is an authentic piece of military history that should come with a box of Cohibas and a machine gun turret. At 7,000 pounds and more than seven feet wide, it's the perfect commuter. Roll like Schwarzenegger.