Today is David Stern's final day as NBA Commissioner. So what do you think he's doing right now to celebrate? Is he:

  1. Punching away at a calculator and adding up all the money that he made for the NBA over the course of the last 30 years?
  2. Writing Michael Jordan a thank you card and telling him how grateful he is for him helping turn the NBA into a huge international brand?
  3. Partying with Dennis Rodman?
  4. Making one final executive decision and telling NBA players that they have to wear those crappy sleeved jerseys for the rest of their careers?
  5. Taking selfies with Mark Cuban?

We can't believe we're actually saying this, but if you selected E…you are correct! Now please, help us come up with a caption for this photo. We tried to come up with something really awesome. But we couldn't spend more than 24 seconds looking at it. Whatcha got?!

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