How much do you love your favorite athlete? Enough to go into an opposing team's arena in order to cheer for him during a game? Enough to make a sign for him to hold up at said game? Enough to write "My wife is pregnant…I hope it's YOURS" on that sign? Uhhh…wait, what?!

We've seen sports fans go over the top with their crazy signs in the past. But we've never seen one quite as ridiculous as the one that a rabid Dirk Nowitzki fan held up at the Mavericks/Rockets game in Houston last night:

Fortunately, the guy isn't a total creeper. In fact, he says that the sign was actually his wife's idea:

But WTF? Everything about that sign just seems so, so wrong.

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[via The Big Lead]