Hey, did you see John Elway throw seven touchdowns during last night's Ravens/Broncos game?! Yeah, man. It was pretty epic. He was really firing on all cylinders. Rod Smith caught a couple of big TD passes. So did Ed McCaffrey. And that Shannon Sharpe is really something!
Oh wait. What's that? It's not 1998?! Then why in the world did The Columbus Dispatch run a headline this morning that said "Elway throws seven touchdown passes"?
D'oh! Looks like somebody might be out of a job this morning. It's 2013, you guys, and it was Peyton Manning who manhandled the Ravens, not John Elway. Nice try, though.
[via The Denver Channel]