Show: Saturday Night Live
Year aired: 2013
Star: Keenan Thompson

Everyone gives Ray Lewis a pass on saying dumb shit, probably because he's 240 pounds and beat a body in 2001. But Keenan Thompson portrayed the emotional linebacker as the self-aggrandizing cry baby that he is with a series of hilarious, grammatically butchered soundbites. Physically, the impression could use a little work. It's not like Lewis is on a steady diet of Sonic milkshakes and deep dish pizza. However, close your eyes and it sounds exactly like a Ray Lewis interview, tears and all.