The two-wheel drive 2012 Ural Yamal Limited Edition is an icebreaker-inspired motorcycle with a side car that comes with an oar. Why does the Yamal come with an oar? Well, we're not quite sure, considering the company specifically states that the vehicle is neither a boat nor is any part of it intended to be used as a floatation device. What we do know is that the tongue-in-cheek survival tips posted on the oar are hilarious, and include such gems as: "Abandon all hope – it will help you focus" and "Rescue your dog – they're better at finding their way home than you are." With only 50 produced for the U.S. market, you can scoop one of these up for $14,250 at Ural Motorcycles.

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[via Autoblog]