Career: 1981-1995
Team(s): Los Angeles Lakers, Charlotte Hornets, Phoenix Suns, Sacramento Kings
Kurt's biggest asset was his uncanny ability to be annoying. He had six fouls and wasn't afraid to use 'em. With his military glasses, mullet, and porn 'stache, Rambis came into games to wreak havoc. He's also a horrible coach and for whatever reason gets second chances. He also annoyed Kevin McHale so much that McHale clotheslined him in a Finals game.