Age: 35
Sport: Basketball

We know the Spurs are an old team but come on, when Manu came into the league he had a full head of South American waves, dare we say Messi-like even. But slowly over the years things have been regressing for the Argentine magician, now fam looks like he's not far away from G.I. Jane. We know you're at the back end of your career but there's life after ball, get the hair transplant and turn back the clock.