Let's not go beating around the bush here. Who do you think you're trying to convince with that new 'do, Carlos Boozer? After all, when you're an honorable mention on our list of the Ugliest Heads in NBA History, we're gonna notice any subtle changes...especially if you go out and spray paint your dome right before a nationally televised game. C'mon fam, you ain't fooling anyone 'round these parts.
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