Age: 32
Sport: Baseball

Prince Albert is a three time NL MVP, two- time World Series champion, and could go down as the greatest hitter of all time. But every time he takes off his hat it feels like there are gasps of shock that there isn't more underneath. We know dude can use some of the money from the fat new contract ($250M, son!) to get the procedure done. Maybe that shit flew in St. Louis, but you're in La La Land now.