If you're angry and about to storm the Complex office in an extra large, salsa stained Cam Newton jersey, relax. This is something that even the most steadfast fantasy fanatics can agree with us on—hurry the fuck up with your pick already!

The standard time allotment for a draft pick is two minutes. Multiply that by a dozen guys over 15 rounds and that's six full hours of watching cowards fold to the pressure of drafting a second defense. If it takes you more than 30 seconds to do a cost-benefit analysis of Antonio Brown receptions versus Mike Wallace touchdowns, maybe you're taking this thing a little too seriously.