This one is perhaps more in the category of “things assholes do while driving” than “driving like an asshole,” but we agree that anyone who has ever had a vanity plate is not only an asshole, but also drives like one. I don’t care if you’re “SEXYBITCH,” “BALLER69,” or “#1STUNNR”. You are an asshole. Same goes for anyone with the following shit on their ride: Stickers representing your family, peace frogs, stickers from the beach where you spent your vacation, stickers insulting someone else’s beliefs,  “CO-EXIST,” stickers that say how much you like “boobs” and the cartoon character Calvin pissing on anything.