Far be it from your boys at Complex to give you a PSA, but we wouldn't have to say it if people would just stop doing it. Don’t drive drunk. And don’t give us any of that “I drive better when I’m drunk,” or “I guess I just have a high tolerance,” or “I just have to get to this bitch’s house before her boyfriend gets back from the night shift” stuff. That’s the same shit our college roommates told us before they became our  “ex-roommates-turned-felons.”