Maybe this is the pot calling the kettle an asshole, but come on. We all know those guys who spend the entire time they’re driving talking about how bad everyone else is driving. “She drives like a woman.” “He drives like [insert ethnicity here].” Knock that shit off. The only group of people who drive like assholes are assholes, and you’re probably one of them. And just because we drive too fast or too slow for your highness don’t mean your shit don’t stink. So, check yourself fool, or you’ll end up like this girl.