Back in the day, giving willies (dry or wet) got you a warning from your teacher. A detention sentence at the most. But in today's NBA, it'll cost you $25,000. That's right, Delonte West got fined 25 stacks for poking Gordon Hayward in the ear during Monday night's Mavs-Jazz game. The fact that he called him a "pussy white boy" afterward might have something to do with the substantial fine, too.

Another thing to keep in mind is that Delonte is making $854,839 this season. So, while that's nothing any of us can scoff at, it's not like he's ballin' like Kobe either. Something tells us he may apply for a job at Home Depot again this summer. #cantknockthehustle

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