20. Bryant McKinne

Team(s): Minnesota Vikings, Baltimore Ravens
Years: 2002 - present
McKinnie was cut by the Vikings at the start of training camp for being overweight. He was a svelte 400 pounds. The Ravens picked him up and actually put a 75k weight clause in his contract if he stays under 372. What in lazy hell? He's getting more money than most people do in a year just to stay in shape. Only in America.