33. Clyde Drexler's 'Won't Get A' Haircut

Lifespan: 1989-1995
Reminds Us Of: Our neighbor's lawn

Clyde Drexler spent his whole career compared to Michael Jordan. But if he really wanted to be like Mike he would've busted out a razor. You see, MJ's hairline started fading away long before he did, so he shaved his head and ended up starting a trend. Clyde, however, held on to his thinning follicles for far too long, leaving a few lonely patches of hair on his head. He fell short of a title twice along the way, in both '90 and '92, but when he finally embraced his baldness in '95? Championship. Coincidence? We think not. Well, teaming up with Hakeem probably helped too…