52. The 49ers Rookie Training Video

Date: 6/2/2005
Key Players: Kirk Reynolds, Julian Peterson, Kevin Ulbrich
Video Evidence: Click Here.

A quick rule of parenting: "Do as I say, not as I do" only works if you're not snorting lines when you tell Johnny not to do coke. In an effort to school 49er rookies on diversity, the team's public relations director made a video that played on racial stereotypes and featured a softcore lesbian porn scene. Of course, some good did come of the whole thing: In subsequent training manuals on how to make training manuals, there's a new no. 1 rule: Don't film in strip clubs.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The video was made in response to comments by San Francisco running back Garrison Hearst, who said he didn't "want any faggots on [his] team."