4. The Sporty Four-Door

Complex Says: When one sees two kayaks strapped to the top of a car parked near a remote body of water, one usually thinks: lesbians. But only when that car is a Jeep—not a sensible four-door Honda. Instead, this family-friendly rice-burner suggests a once-active man who refuses to accept the rotting fate of his suburban life. Pity the poor wife who'd rather be watching a Real Housewives marathon on Saturday afternoon.