2. 1991 Cadillac Brougham

Complex Says: Considered by some to be Cadillac at its best, this four-door beast burns through gas like Charlie Sheen levels a mountain of blow. To drive one, therefore, is a serious middle finger straight up OPEC's ass. Sure, whoever drives this beauty could pimp it out—nice rims, some gold trim—but we respect his choice to stick with factory white. Then again, those windows are tinted, so who knows what's waiting inside.