Fan Of: John Cena
First off, who orders pay-per-view to watch WWE? It's like a scripted slightly (emphasis on slightly) worse version of what boxing's been over the last few years. Second, who watches this as a family? Anyway, this kid started bawling his eyes out after John Cena "lost" to The Miz in the main event of WrestleMania XXVII. At this rate, we see this kid ending up like one other person on this list. More on that later...