13. Trabant

Year: 1957
Complex Says: The Trabant was a communist crap festival made up of the recycled trash of the downtrodden masses of East Germany. The Trabant's shoddy construction meant that it would fall apart completely if any sort of speed was ever achieved. Luckily that was unlikely, as the wheezing 18hp engine allowed you to measure the car's 0-60 speed with an astrological calendar.