NBA Star Suffers Bizarre Off-Court Injury

If there's one thing NBA players don't need it's more free time. Especially this kind of free time, freed from all official obligations to their teams and not knowing when (or if) the season will start. Even with the season, guys get hurt in odd ways (or so they claim) — Carlos Boozer tripping over a bag in his house, Derrick Rose suffering a tragic apple-cutting incident. But this summer has more potential than most. Combine ultimate freedom with the bizarre planking craze — which hopefully has come to an end — and who knows what could happen? Come on, Gilbert, haven't you had enough problems?