Profession: NASCAR Drvier

Blowhard Cry Baby

Tony Stewart looks like he ate the guy who was supposed to be driving the No. 14 car. And you say NASCAR is supposed to be a sport!? Throw in the fact that dude just looks like a straight-up dick out there on the track arguing and does little to get us to actually like NASCAR, and it's no wonder we couldn't give two, well, you-know-whats about a group of guys driving around in circles all afternoon.