Profession: NASCAR Drvier
Tony Stewart looks like he ate the guy who was supposed to be driving the No. 14 car. And you say NASCAR is supposed to be a sport!? Throw in the fact that dude just looks like a straight-up dick out there on the track arguing and does little to get us to actually like NASCAR, and it's no wonder we couldn't give two, well, you-know-whats about a group of guys driving around in circles all afternoon.