Profession: Former Cyclist

Blowhard Overexposed Preachy

Did this guy take steroids...or not? If he did (and from what some of his former teammates have said recently, he did!) he needs to come out and say it. It'll be painful for awhile, but we're sure the world will get over it. If he didn't, we need some sort of definitive proof so that we can put the issue to bed once and for all. Otherwise, we're bound to spend the next 50 years wondering whether these damn bracelets are still cool or not. Someone please save us.