Profession: Owner, Cleveland Cavaliers


Impossible is nothing! For a little while last year Gilbert actually did what a team of high-paid marketing and PR gurus probably couldn't accomplish in a million years: He made LeBron James look sympathetic. Since then, LBJ has done his best to evaporate that sympathy, and yet this guy still talking shit about LeBron bolting for Miami? Listen, man: We don't necessarily agree with what Bron-Bron did either (stay tuned for more on that later!) but we're gonna need you to do us a favor...GET OVER IT!