Profession: ESPN Radio Host
All you need to know is that someone once hacked the ESPN sports radio guy's Wikipedia page and made it read: "Colin Cowherd is an American sports radio personality. He is known for being the first man born in Washington, D.C. with two vaginas." LOLz. We've gotta agree with the homies over at Deadspin. Dude can be a little...er, okay, really, really annoying at times.