Profession: Wide Receiver, Cincinnati Bengals
Once upon a time, Ocho's quirky behavior was actually pretty endearing. He was a potential superstar stuck in the barren wasteland of Cincinnati looking for attention, so he turned to pulling off ridiculous stunts, on and off the field, to get it. Now he's got all the attention in the world—but he's still pulling the same cheesy stunts and doing just about everything except playing football. We give him props for being one of the few NFL players to remain relevant in the face of a lockout, but do you really think your schtick is going to last forever, Chad? Child please!