Profession: Defensive Tackle, Washington Redskins

Crybaby Overstayed

If you paid us $100 million over the next seven years to play football, we'd spend the next 2555 days letting Ray Lewis and James Harrison tackle us from the blind side without wearing any pads or a helmet. So you can imagine how we feel when we see that for the same price, the Redskins can't even get Haynesworth to step onto the field. Do you know how much that annoys people, man?